Could It Be?

While waiting at my local gas-station Subway for lunch, I noticed a man in front of me in line. He looked exactly like Anthony Bourdain--and I mean exactly. He was with two blonde women, and they were all ordering sandwiches. When he paid, he sounded exactly like Anthony Bourdain. I thought, hmmm, I wonder if that guy knows how much he resembles Anthony Bourdain? Then one of the women called him "Tony." Could it be? Anthony Bourdain at a Subway--ordering a BLT!?

I must admit that this part of Morgantown (just off the freeway) only has fast-food chains like Long John Silvers and Burger King, so if Tony Bourdain was going to have a quick lunch, Subway would probably be his best option. Also, when I went to my car, I took a look at the cars in the lot, and sure enough, there was a big, black Escalade with New York plates. That said, we see lots of New York plates around here, and lots of New Yorkers seem to be Italians with names like Tony.

But really, could it be? Anthony Bourdain at a Subway? I should have taken pictures to sell to the National Enquirer. They wouldn't care if it was Bourdain or not.